Apologies to Pete Davidson’s Dick, Which Is ‘Forever Hard’ Thanks to Ariana Grande

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When asked what it’s like to be engaged to Ariana Grande at a Q&A duringAuburn University’s Welcome Week” (who the hell even knows why he was there), Pete Davidson said, “It’s like what you would think it would be like but like a 100 times sicker. I’m a very, very happy boy who is very, very loved and I’m very lucky.” Then he paused before adding, “And my dick’s forever hard.”

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Seems unpleasant.

In other news, Grande has reportedly retitled her album and updated all the cover art:

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And now here’s another Pete and Ariana story! Grande clapped the hell back at a tweet from Barstool Sports that described her beloved as having “butthole eyes,” whatever that means. It’s since been deleted, but remains in screengrab form.

Don’t mess with Ariana!!!!

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[ONTD]


  • This Chrissy Teigen story is confusing and I’m not sure that I care enough to really figure it out. [Page Six]
  • “Noah Cyrus is getting candid about her battle with depression and how it’s shaped her new music.” [People]
  • Jim Parsons is SO thankful to everyone at The Big Bang Theory for making him crazy rich. [Variety]
  • Do you care about Robin Thicke’s sperm? [Celebitchy]
  • OMG Sam!!!! [ET Online]

Staff Writer, Jezebel | Man

DISCUSSION

BlondeGoddess
BlondeGoddess

Well played Ariana! Every day I’m liking her a little better, I hope these crazy kids will be together FOREVER just to silence the critics (that’s what I wished for Brangelina too, so the universe owes me one).