According to research on orangutans gathered at the Melbourne Zoo, our simian cousins like looking at us just as much as we like gawking at them. Professor Paul Hemsworth says his findings show "humans are attractive to orangutans." [Telegraph]
I hate every ape I see
From Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee
No you'll never make a monkey out of me
Oh my god, I was wrong!
It was earth, all along!
Guess you've really made a monkey
(Yes we've really made a monkey)
Yes you've really made a monkey out of meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
//RIP Phil Hartman (as Troy McClure). Your legacy lives on every time I see the word "ape"