The recent jump in conservative support for batshit anti-masturbation candidate Christine O'Donnell is good news for Democrats: if she and a Tea Party candidate in New Hampshire win tomorrow's primaries, predicted general election losses would prevent a Republican Senate takeover.
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Fridge Hussy: A Hussy Re: Fridges!
What's wrong with masturbation? Oh, right. Let me guess:
Hetero ladies (other sexual orientations don't exist, I'm guessing) - it's not godly unless you're getting a bloke off.