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Anthony Scaramucci is back in the news and pasting together the pieces of his broken life, baby.

Remember how over the summer Scaramucci, then the White House communications director (for 11 days), reportedly chose to celebrate the birth of his child by missing it completely to hang out with Donald Trump? That was in July, the same month his wife of three years, Deidre Ball, filed for divorce, for pretty substantial reasons, it seemed.

Yet on Wednesday, according to the New York Daily News, sources claimed the couple has reconciled, and Scaramucci himself told TMZ that the two are “absolutely” back together.

The NYDN reports that Ball and The Mooch were scheduled for an appearance at the Nassau County Supreme Court on Friday, but records indicate that Ball discontinued her divorce petition.

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What else has Scaramucci been up to lately? you may ask. I totally forgot about that guy but my eyeballs register his disgraced name and now I’m hooked again. Well, you’ll be relieved to know that, in spite of this reported recoupling, Scaramucci solidly remains a douche. The Boston Globe reported on Monday, for instance, that the former White House spokesperson threatened to sue a Tufts University school newspaper for defamation pursuant the publication of an unfavorable op-ed.