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Another Questionable Form Of Birth Control

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We hate to question the wisdom of gag gifts purchased for $1 at the gas station, but there are many people pushing this method of birth control, and so far it hasn't been all that successful.

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FreudianNipSlip
FreudianNipSlip

Thankfully, we now have 100% accurate proof that only women can prevent pregnancy....or at least, women with two knees. To one-kneed women, I say good luck. Maybe one day we will find you a similarly-reliable birth control method, to save you from your dastardly fate of constant impregnation.