We hate to question the wisdom of gag gifts purchased for $1 at the gas station, but there are many people pushing this method of birth control, and so far it hasn't been all that successful.
The Plaintiff and the Defendant in Landmark Same Sex Marriage Case Both Agree That Amy Coney Barrett Should Not Be on the Supreme Court
Thankfully, we now have 100% accurate proof that only women can prevent pregnancy....or at least, women with two knees. To one-kneed women, I say good luck. Maybe one day we will find you a similarly-reliable birth control method, to save you from your dastardly fate of constant impregnation.