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Wow, epic. Not only did a recent Delta Airlines flight from New York’s J.F.K. International Airport to Nice, France have to turn around in the sky because of a jammed toilet, we now know that Andy Cohen, a man whom Britney Spears has never heard of, was on that flight. His vacation? Inconvenienced.

Cohen and his friend Bruce Bozzi documented their experience with Instagram Story, where the Real Housewives executive producer exclaimed on Tuesday, “How’s this? We were two hours outside of Europe, somebody pooped or put something down the toilet that it didn’t go and broke the toilets. We had to turn around to fix the fuck toilet.” He added, “To the person on the Delta flight to Nice that put a foreign object down the toilet…tell me who you are because we’re going to find you…I think they should sacrifice themselves at the beginning of the flight.”

At it’s heart, this is a story of PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY.

Screenshot: Instagram Story

Maybe they’re embarrassed? Maybe shit happens??

The next day, Cohen was able to catch a different flight to Nice.

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