You know how Amy Schumer got married to chef Chris Fischer a couple weeks ago?
Well, now you can see some footage from that wedding, including the vows, and it’s all set to a bluegrass cover of “Rainbow Connection” by The Get Down Boys.
Schumer gets a little silly during the vows (“I just wanted to plug some of my road dates”) but it’s mostly an earnest, supremely PG affair. Or edited as such.
And not a blow-job joke in sight.
[The Cut]
Here’s Ireland Baldwin’s PETA ad (she’s the daughter of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger in case you were needing to look that up, like I was!).
I suppose that, yes, I agree, unless it’s winter and those are my only two options. And especially if constant public shame and harassment are taken out of the equation. Then fine, cool, great, I guess female nudity wouldn’t need to seem as outrageous as wearing the skin of a dozen slain bunnies in that case.
Ever wonder what Russell Crowe is doing? Rest assured it’s exactly what you had in mind: auctioning off a bunch of stuff he and his ex-wife used to enjoy together on their wedding anniversary.
[THR]
This has been Dirt Bag brought to you by Marriage (and PETA).