Amy Schumer's Focus Group Would Like Her More If She Had a Better Ass

Last night was the season 2 premiere of Inside Amy Schumer and good news, gang! It was really, really great!

(Disclaimer: Yes, Inside Amy Schumer ran ads on Jezebel. No, this isn’t a sponsored post. But yes, I am partial to her because she called me cute once.)

For season 2, episode 1, Schumer returned with her trademark brand of charmingly self-absorbed and horny sass — bringing it to sketches about bargaining her way out of having herpes with God (played perfectly by Paul Giamatti), the sexualization of female athletes (with assists from comedians Bridget Everett and Jessi Klein), and, finally, what Comedy Central’s key demographic — males, age 18-35 — are actually hoping to get out of her show. (Answer: They want more of her boobs, less of her face and for her to get a better “dumper.”)

Amy Schumer, we would love to bang you for your dumper, face and personality.

If the rest of the season is as strong as this episode, we’re in for a real treat.