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American Student Gets Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina

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Is this somehow a terrible omen for Thursday's World Cup match between the US and Germany?

Illustration for article titled American Student Gets Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina

An American exchange student became quite the spectacle after getting stuck in a giant stone vulva on the Tübingen University Institute of Microbiology in Germany. Apparently he got wedged in there after a "dare went awry." According to the student's friend, who lovingly took photos of the incident and posted them on the internet, the poor dude just wanted to take a funny picture. And that's pretty much exactly what he got.

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22 firefighters in five emergency vehicles showed up to help extract him from the marble statue, which by the way was undamaged in the whole operation. According to Herald Sun:

"The 13-year-old $173,000 statue, designed by Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara, was said to be recovering well. The name, "Pi-Chacan", means "making love" in a Peruvian Indian dialect."

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Illustration for article titled American Student Gets Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina

There must be some kind of lesson here. I'm sure of it.

Images via Imgur.

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albatross_Y wants to wake up from this bad dream

Now that is a story to tell your kids and grandkids over and over again

"This reminds me of that time I got stuck in a gigantic vagina, and had to be rescued by the police. D'I ever tell you kids that story?"

"All the time, Grandpa. Please, please stop."

"...There I was, trapped up to my waist in the velvet vertical smile of a thirteen foot granite boulder... my friend had been vidyataping the whole adventure for me, as was the style at the time... it was in Germany, of course, you could tell because everyone wore a sausage on their belts. They only cost 7 bucks, but back then the eMoney had doges on them. 'Gimme a sausage', we'd say, and they'd tell us 'Thet'll be 4 doges'. Tris was on account of the exchange rate between dollars and eMoney. Of course, everything there was actually in Euros, not dollars. Wait, no, this was before the doges became common form of payment, so I guess it wasn't in dogecoin either... that's a discontinued variety of eMoney, you know that right? IT started as a joke, but we all thought it was hilarious... Well, I remember because this was right before the Tea Party joined forces with the Mexican drug cartels. Or was that Russia? Anyway, as I was saying..."

"AAAAAHHHHH!"