Amélie Put a Damper on Jenny Slate's Sexual Awakening

There is some hilarious footage of my 5th birthday at Chuck E Cheese, during our allotted ball pit time. I leapt in, only to spend the next few minutes unable to get out. (I was wearing tights and also possessed very weak little girl arms.) After asking several kids for help, and managing to actually yank IN a tiny blonde girl with my oafish man-hands, I was finally rescued by an older boy party guest with the brute strength to hoist me out. The real question here is: what kind of maniac documentarian is my dad? "I only film my subjects, I never intervene." Thanks Dad! I almost missed my own cake!