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On Wednesday, People reported that Johnny Depp filed court papers alleging his ex Amber Heard punched him “twice in the face” while the two were married.

The documents were filed as part of a libel case Depp is perusing in the UK. Depp claims the altercation occurred after he’d arrived two hours late to Heard’s 30th birthday party. Once the guess left, Heard allegedly began “criticizing” Depp who was emphatically “not drunk or high on drugs” but simply reading in bed (Hunter S. Thompson, I presume?), and then she punched him.

Heard’s attorney responded to Depp’s claims saying:

“These allegations are totally false. One needs only read the recent Rolling Stone article about Mr. Depp to understand his state of mind. Mr. Depp is currently being sued in multiple venues, including for assaulting a location manager on the set of City of Lies. On many occasions, eyewitnesses observed the extent of the abuse Mr. Depp inflicted on Ms. Heard.”

Folks, this is in Dirt Bag for a reason.

[People]


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