All the DSK Townhouse Minutiae That You Don’t Need to Know

If you haven’t been reading the New York Post’s coverage of Dominique Strauss-Kahn, well, then you really should be. The DSK story was tailor made for the Post: Snooty, filthy rich Frenchman allegedly sexually assaults a hotel maid in AMERICA. How does that sit with your Freedom Fries? The paper has been staking out DSK’s $50,000/month Tribeca lair, and, in the process, have painted a clear picture of a caged sex fiend waiting to strike again. We know about his umbrellas (four of them, to be exact), but there’s more. [Gawker]