Yesterday Hadid posted some photos of her fridge (or her and the Weeknd’s fridge, since they’ve reportedly just moved in together) on her Instagram story. “I walk downstairs sometimes just [to] look at our fridge,” she wrote, over a freakishly perfect photo of a glass-doored fridge brimming with healthy juices, cold brew, and what the Jezebel staff has estimated must be $100 worth of berries, at minimum, assuming they’re organic.
It looks like a nice stock of snacks, if you’re Patrick Bateman that is. And so we have some light criticisms concerning Hadid’s fridge, despite its impeccable organization.
- Why are you putting peanut butter in the fridge? Cold peanut butter is bad.
- Why are there no leftovers?
- Siggi’s is disgusting.
- Bella, babe, we know you’re a model, but this is a fridge full of appetizers and beverages. Unless you eat an upscale Lunchable everyday, which you very well could BE, we want to know where the real food is.
- Why has nothing in the fridge been opened?
- Get a water bottle!!!
- Are you really gonna go through all those berries?
- Similarly, you’re supposed to drink those pressed juices you have stocked within six days of buying them. Keep your eye on them.
- Also, the crisper is typically used for keeping vegetables, well, crispy, considering the section is sealed off, yet you’re using it for what appears to be cheese, apples and a few cucumbers. Seems incorrect, just saying.
- How much do you pay the person who stocks their fridge and can I have that job?
- Okay but what does The Weeknd eat?
We do, however, approve of the Laughing Cow cheese. That cheese is really good.
