Noted Advice Columnist and Mystefier of Teens Alanis Morissette gave birth to a baby girl last month. Her name is Onyx Solace, which is precisely what I would name my child if I were Alanis Morissette (presumably with input from her husband, Mario “Souleye” Treadway).
The couple also have a 5-year-old son named Ever Imre, and it sounds like Morissette likes him alright, I guess:
“He’s just coming into his own,” the Jagged Little Pill singer gushed. “We’re having real bona fide philosophical conversations. About anything — about aliens, about the galaxy, about what God is, about animals. You just cross your fingers behind your back and you hope you don’t blow it.”
More from the ‘90s: Hanson reconvened (were they ever apart?) to deliver an acoustic cover of their only memorable song, MMMBop. It’s good! As it should be. As I understand it, Zac, Isaac and Taylor have dedicated the past two decades entirely to polishing their only perfect gem, a trio of puffy-lipped gollums fussing over their ring. After all, they’re the only ones who really understand it.
- Rick Ross was only smoking a cigar, OK? [TMZ]
- Beyoncé stopped by Serena Williams’ match in Wimbledon looking sublime. Jay Z was there, too. [The 42]
- The future is here, and it’s in Kate Moss’ anti-paparazzi t-shirt. [People]
- Lamar Odom has agreed to Khloé Kardashian’s divorce filing, which cited irreconcilable differences. [People]
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