Noted Advice Columnist and Mystefier of Teens Alanis Morissette gave birth to a baby girl last month. Her name is Onyx Solace, which is precisely what I would name my child if I were Alanis Morissette (presumably with input from her husband, Mario ā€œSouleyeā€ Treadway).

The couple also have a 5-year-old son named Ever Imre, and it sounds like Morissette likes him alright, I guess:

ā€œHeā€™s just coming into his own,ā€ the Jagged Little Pill singer gushed. ā€œWeā€™re having real bona fide philosophical conversations. About anything ā€” about aliens, about the galaxy, about what God is, about animals. You just cross your fingers behind your back and you hope you donā€™t blow it.ā€


[Us Weekly]

More from the ā€˜90s: Hanson reconvened (were they ever apart?) to deliver an acoustic cover of their only memorable song, MMMBop. Itā€™s good! As it should be. As I understand it, Zac, Isaac and Taylor have dedicated the past two decades entirely to polishing their only perfect gem, a trio of puffy-lipped gollums fussing over their ring. After all, theyā€™re the only ones who really understand it.



  • Rick Ross was only smoking a cigar, OK? [TMZ]
  • BeyoncĆ© stopped by Serena Williamsā€™ match in Wimbledon looking sublime. Jay Z was there, too. [The 42]
  • The future is here, and itā€™s in Kate Mossā€™ anti-paparazzi t-shirt. [People]
  • Lamar Odom has agreed to KhloĆ© Kardashianā€™s divorce filing, which cited irreconcilable differences. [People]


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