Alanis Morissette Had a Baby, Named Her Onyx Solace

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Noted Advice Columnist and Mystefier of Teens Alanis Morissette gave birth to a baby girl last month. Her name is Onyx Solace, which is precisely what I would name my child if I were Alanis Morissette (presumably with input from her husband, Mario “Souleye” Treadway).

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The couple also have a 5-year-old son named Ever Imre, and it sounds like Morissette likes him alright, I guess:

“He’s just coming into his own,” the Jagged Little Pill singer gushed. “We’re having real bona fide philosophical conversations. About anything — about aliens, about the galaxy, about what God is, about animals. You just cross your fingers behind your back and you hope you don’t blow it.”

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[Us Weekly]


More from the ‘90s: Hanson reconvened (were they ever apart?) to deliver an acoustic cover of their only memorable song, MMMBop. It’s good! As it should be. As I understand it, Zac, Isaac and Taylor have dedicated the past two decades entirely to polishing their only perfect gem, a trio of puffy-lipped gollums fussing over their ring. After all, they’re the only ones who really understand it.

[Cosmopolitan]


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stephkat716
stephkat716

Confession:

I love Hanson. I have since my best friend and I sat on a sidewalk listening to them on a tape player in like 1999. I recorded them off the radio and TRL. I have been to 5 or 6 of their concerts. I have every CD and know every word to every song.

Once the same best friend met Zac and asked him if he would talk to me on the phone and he said yes but then his manager made him leave and I didn’t get to and my life has been forever ruined.

I just wanted to get that out.