Adorable Cat Has Accomplished Everything Your Mom Wishes You Had

By Mark Shrayber  |  October 1, 2014 | 1:00am

You know how we all went to high school and/or college and maybe even grad school? What a bunch of fucking idiots. We will never be as special as these Acro-Cats. Never ever. I have an advanced degree and all I can think is that I will never break a world record or do acrocatics like these genius felines. Let’s all pour ourselves a nice glass of vodka and cry/aww about it.