Adele Says Fanks But No Fanks to Seven-Figure Memoir Paycheck

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Although Adele and her people have been meeting with Harper Collins to discuss a possible book deal (with a seven-figure offer), it won't be a memoir because, at 24, she thinks she's too young.


"Adele's never been a really showy person. So it was always going to take a lot to get her to write her life story anyway. [...] But even though she received a lucrative offer, her primary concern was that she doesn't want to write a book about just 24 years. She feels she'd rather wait until she has more life experience to write about." Fank you. [Belfast Telegraph]

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Baby Goose is quickly becoming a parody of himself, but in the BEST WAY, and I love it. While filming his onscreen son's baptism scene in The Place Beyond The Pines, he started to cry. "I didn't know that was going to happen. I was just sitting in the church watching a baby to be baptised, and I don't know why I was emotional, but I was." (And furthermore: "The kid who plays my son - his name is Tony Pizza. It's hard not to like a guy named Tony Pizza. We really hit it off.") [Entertainmentwise]

Like the rest of us, Amanda Seyfried did not have ESPN about her former co-star Lindsay Lohan's future downward spiral when the two shot Mean Girls.

She's been feverishly following news of a possible musical adaptation on Broadway. "I desperately want to be Regina," she says. When they were shooting, she had a great admiration for the film's lead, Lindsay Lohan, though they weren't really friends. "She's talented." A pause. "Was." Another pause. "I mean, I don't know.... She was so bright-eyed."



Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Lindsay Lohan's still looking for a rehab that's not too hot, not too cold, but just right. [Page Six]


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Jaden Smith is unclear about his possible romantic relationship with Kylie Jenner, although he does say she's Pretty Baller and Pretty Awesome: “I went to New York and [Kylie] came too, and then she came here [to London] and surprised me, so that’s pretty baller. She’s one of my best friends. It’s pretty awesome.” [Hollywood Life]

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House Milkshaker of Daftbollocks

Another reason why Adele is the best. She won't be releasing any turgid ghost written 'memoirs' soon. And to me she is just saying 'Thank You' in a regular West Norwood accent. *shrug* If you said 'fank you' to her and told her she sounded 'cute' - she would probably look at you like this. Whatevs, darlin'.