Justin Bieber Hopes Anne Frank 'Would Have Been a Belieber'

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Bet you did Nazi this coming! Publicists/the fates diced and soaked locally-sourced ingredients for a gazpacho of Internet greatness when Justin Bieber stopped by Amsterdam's Anne Frank House on his European tour. He wrote in the museum guestbook:

“Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.”



While the museum's Facebook page has garnered thousands of indignant, astonished responses, its curator Maatje Mostart still believes that, despite everything, Justin Bieber is truly good at heart. “He’s 19. It’s a crazy life he’s living, he didn’t mean bad… and also it’s nice that he made the effort, he didn’t have to come.” [CNN]

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Farrah Abraham, professional, um, person who got rich and famous for a ridiculous reason because America, talked smack on the anatomy of her sex tape partner James Deen while her mom stood in the background: "He should really just get out of the porn industry because things have gotten to his head, he disrespects women and his penis is small. …I haven't seen many but his definitely was not big." [Us Weekly, TMZ]

Farrah Abraham also has a breathalyzer in her car after a St. Patrick's day DUI. [TMZ]


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Although the Palm de 'Or-winning Cannes film The Prince And Me, starring Julia Stiles as a hapless Midwestern med student who wins the heart of a royal, may have put ideas in your head as an impressionable youth, you've missed your last chance: ginger nudist Prince Harry is getting engaged soon. He's been discussing "the next step" with his delightfully Harry Potter-sounding girlfriend Cressida Bonas.

"Cressida is so good for Harry and everyone loves her," an insider gushed to British magazine Grazia. "She was born to be a princess. Everyone is talking wedding bells and we're expecting an announcement before the year is out.




Kevin Hart was arrested for a DUI this morning at about 4:30 on the 101 Freeway in L.A and got out on $5,000 bond. He feels bad about it. Or at least he started to, once he sobered up:



  • Lauryn Hill said she didn't file tax returns in 2006 and 2007 because of "manipulation and very real threats" to herself and her family. Vague-a-palooza. [TMZ]
  • Today in utter perfection: Tami Erin, a woman who played Pippi Longstocking in a 1988 movie, was arrested for assault/will fuck you UP. [TMZ]
  • Here's K-Stew and R-Patz at Coachella looking about a 2 on a sartorial Coachella scale from "not at Coachella" to "Vanessa Hudgens." [Express]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow credits gossip writers for accidentally bringing her and Chris Martin together by penning false rumors about their romance before they actually began dating. You're welcome, Gooper! [Evening Standard]
  • A sassy tween Robin Wright used to steal her crush Rod Stewart's mail in L.A. [TV3.ie]
  • Alec Baldwin plans on fucking up his second child slightly less. [Radar Online]
  • Jessica Simpson had (wait for it) a Tom Sawyer-themed baby shower. [People]
  • Sir Ben Kingsley says that his knighting made up for his mom's lack of affection towards him in childhood. :-(! [Express]
  • Here are some understated, sensible shoes that Beyoncé will wear onstage during her Mrs. Carter World Tour. [People]
  • Jenna Bush Hager had a daughter. [People]
  • Here's George W. and Laura with the lil' babe. [Twitter]
  • Georgina Chapman and Harvey Weinstein had a son. [Page Six]
  • Neil Patrick Harris's 2-year-old twins are adorable. [Us Weekly]
  • Kim Kardashian, displaying a surprising absence of famewhoredom, does not want her divorce proceedings televised. [Radar Online]
  • Meanwhile, Kanye West, precisely the rock of support one would expect, is staying in Paris. [Page Six]
  • There is something sort of amazing about the fact that Octomom has 14 unruly kids, yet managed to trash her apartment by HERSELF. [Radar Online]
  • Amanda Bynes is still hitting on Drake. She Tweeted at him that he has "eyes for days." [Radar Online]
  • Amanda Seyfried on her vocals in Les Mis: "Imagine [giving a blowjob], get that feeling in the back of your throat, and sing." She also apparently has a tattoo on her foot that reads "minge" (English slang for "vagina"). Johanna, Johanna, so suddenly a woman, indeed. [Page Six]

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Hey now... James Deen is a perfect gentleman with an above-average-size penis.