Adam ‘Calvin Harris’ Wiles Dumped Taylor Swift Because They Were ‘More Friends Than Lovers’

Now that we’ve had time to get the hair we ripped out last night get surgically reattached to our heads, it’s time to start discussing the details regarding Taylor Swift and Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles’s breakup. Gaea has stopped wailing, and “sources” have started talking.

An anonymous insider told E! News:

“Adam really liked Taylor, she was not the type of girl he ever dates and he liked that. He liked how innocent Taylor was and that she had a good caring heart. Taylor’s heart was more in it then he was. He started to lose interest over the past few months, but really tried to not just break up.”

Aww. But wait, the source wasn’t finished blabbing:

“They were just not very compatible in different areas in their relationship. The touring and traveling didn’t help. It seemed like they were more friends than lovers.”

Looks like the roots of their relationship weren’t as strong as an olive tree’s.