Actor's Hairy Feet Get A Photoshop Depilatory

In this ad for season two of Royal Pains, Mark Feuerstein sports a pair of gleaming, hairless android feet. The operation must have taken place during the show’s hiatus, since in last year’s ad he still had hobbit feet.

Okay, they actually just look like normal man feet in the season one ad:

Apparently those responsible for airbrushing this year’s ad, which was spotted by a reader in the January 2011 issue of Vanity Fair, thought the ladies would be turned off by the sight of feet with a non-uniform skin tone and a touch of hair.

Call us crazy, but we’re actually more disturbed by puffy and pasty cartoon feet.