In the Los Angeles movie theater where I saw Mary Queen of Scots, the woman sitting next to me gasped every time John Knox, played by David Tennant, called Mary a whore. Which is to say, there were times during the film where I had to check and see that she wasn’t hyperventilating because Tennant-as-Knox popped up roughly every 20 minutes to remind us that Mary was a big old whore.
Maybe the gasping woman had come into the theater expecting a very different sort of biopic. The kind Hollywood dutifully gives us every November: some plucky broad triumphs over a rigged system using only her charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent, defeating the patriarchy at its own game without ever chipping her French manicure. Mary Queen of Scots and The Favourite aren’t that. Instead, they’re rage-filled blitzes of deceit and one-upmanship, where women are forced to fight like animals for the power ostensibly available to them, only to find that even being on top offers no protection.
As we were debriefing in the lobby after the movie, my friend asked, “What was up with that woman who kept yelping every time he said ‘whore’?”
“I know, right?” I told him. “It’s like, lady, have you really never been called a whore before?” And maybe she hadn’t. Maybe she’s been that lucky, but because of my own experiences, I found that hard to believe.
I’ve been familiar with the John Knox method of evaluating women—reducing them to a collection of holes that have either been poked too much or not enough—since at least middle school, and it was hard for me or my friend to see anything unbelievable enough there to gasp at.
But one of the problems my friend did have with the movie was the unbelievability of the gay subplot and the subsequent violence. In one scene, a gang of men burst into Mary’s private chambers and hold a knife to her pregnant belly as they stab her confidant and husband’s lover, David Rizzio, to death right in front of her. She strains and screams, completely powerless over the men she’s supposed to lead. My friend is right, like a lot of the scenes in what is ultimately not that great a movie, the whole thing seemed preposterous, bizarre, and unnecessary.
And while the murder might have been all three of those things, it wasn’t completely untrue. Though historians are divided on who was or wasn’t fucking Rizzio, what is true is that a group of armed men stormed into Mary’s private chambers, dragged Rizzio away, and stabbed him more than fifty times, threatening to murder their queen and her unborn child if she dared use her power to intervene.
I didn’t gasp because this year, I may have lost the ability to feel surprised
In 2018, I’ve been struggling to wrap my head around what is and isn’t believable. A professor at one of the best colleges in America came forward with a story about being sexually assaulted by a man nominated for the Supreme Court of the United States, testified under oath, and instead of being believed, was forced from her home amid a hail of death threats while the man went on to become a judge on the highest court in America. I’m still trying to make myself understand that it really happened. In a country where Christine Blasey Ford’s testimony counts for nothing, it was easy for me to believe, in the dark of a theater, how Mary couldn’t make the men who were supposed to be her subordinates stop stabbing her friend to death. The two stories aren’t the same. The powerlessness was what resonated. I didn’t gasp because this year, I may have lost the ability to feel surprised.
Mary Queen of Scots had a convoluted plot that didn’t seem believable even when it was historically accurate. Margot Robbie as Queen Elizabeth and Saoirse Ronan as the titular Mary bandy back and forth over which one of them has a better claim to the throne than the other. Men whose names I didn’t quite catch come on and off screen; they’re all villains. A lot of them die for reasons I couldn’t follow. Some other year, that might have bothered me, but right now the panicked scenes where Elizabeth and Mary desperately strive to protect the power they have while men hide in the shadows waiting to reclaim that power was enough to make me shrug “fair enough,” and like a movie I probably would have criticized a couple of years ago.
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