The Vah-Genie, a crocheted vagina bicycle seat cover sells on Etsy for only $45. There's a bonus — the creator notes, "So far, I have had no reports of cover theft from users." [Regretsy via TresSugar]
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I want a large, crocheted, vagina shoulder bag that will carry all of my things. Then I will loudly announce my address book? Oh, I think its in my vagina. Just give me a few minutes to look around in there. That thing is cavornous.