Sunday, am I right? Let’s start with Kim Richards, who “doesn’t have a problem” but is checking into rehab, anyway.
The problem non-problem started whoo boy who even knows on April 16, when Kim was arrested for being “drunk in public” at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Given that almost everyone in L.A. is on some sort of substance in public at any given time, it takes a certain kind of intoxication—the kind that leads to locking yourself in a public restroom to avoid arrest kind of intoxication—to be booked under such a charge. I’m guessing, at least. And while I do sincerely hope this incident serves as a last straw of sorts for Richards to get the help she clearly needs, I won’t lie: rehab sounds kind of like a nice vacation. [Radar]
If you were planning on holding your breath for the 10-ish months Teresa Giudice has left of her prison term until you can see her back in her fabulicious glory on Dancing With the Stars, you can let it out now: she won’t be appearing on the reality show, reports a gossip website reporting on what another gossip website’s source said. Anyway, glad we got that cleared up! [Extra]
Kelly Bensimon and her tits were the toast of the town this weekend, where according to E!, she couldn’t stop her nips from slipping while engaged in a photo shoot for (? who even knows). But yeah, “nip slip”: I guess that’s what you’d call prancing around Manhattan in a sheer mesh top without a bra, right? (Those shoes, though: killer.) [E!]
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