After Maroon 5 frontman and alleged cheater Adam Levine’s cringeworthy texts became public, Fetterman took the opportunity to note that Oz has literally moved to another state and changed his political views in order to win the Republican nomination.

An April video of Oz “shopping” for “crudités” at “Wegners” went viral in August for several reasons. Namely, because Oz acted as if he was going to dip raw asparagus into salsa, but also because in attempting to look like a man of the people complaining about inflation, he confused the names of the stores Wegman’s and Redner’s. Not only did Fetterman dunk on Oz for not simply calling these items a veggie tray, his team capitalized on the trending topic by releasing stickers reading “let them eat crudité.”

In response to a video of Oz being asked how many houses he owns, the Fetterman team released a Family Feud “survey says” parody video showing all 10 homes, plus a thread of them all for good measure. (Oz tried to say he owns two “houses” and eight more “properties.” Turns out he owns even more commercial properties.) Fetterman also expertly deployed a current meme and posted a very good photo of a Monopoly board.

Fetterman’s campaign paid Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi to do a cameo video dragging Oz for moving to Pennsylvania so he could run for Senate. She sticks the landing with this: “I know you’re away from home and you’re in a new place...don’t worry, because you’ll be back home in Jersey soon. This is only temporary.”

Pat’s and Geno’s are unfortunately tourist traps. People who aren’t tourists go to places like Jim’s, Dalessandro’s, or Tony Luke’s. Oz is making this way too easy for Team Fetterman.

When Oz released a terribly Photoshopped version of the Step Brothers movie poster depicting the lieutenant governor with Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.), Fetterman was ready.

Putting Oz’s head on Lucille Bluth’s body? Art.

The only thing better than a Superbad reference is a 6'8" man tweeting the word “giggle.”

Oz, for his part, doesn’t seem to have a very good of a grasp of social media. For example, when he tweeted “Who do YOU trust to fix Pennsylvania?” his replies were full of many variations of “not you.” For this giant self-own, the Fetterman team issued Oz an adorable ratio certificate.

Oz and his wife gave People a house tour in 2020. Their Cliffside Park, New Jersey, mansion has six bedrooms, a basketball half-court, a movie theater, wine cellar and gym. The couple’s most recent acquisition? A house located in....Pennsylvania.

Mehmet, sir, photos of the inside of your home are on the internet.

An incredible response that simply ethers the original own attempt, nothing else to say here.

Team Fetterman rented a plane to fly a banner over several New Jersey beaches that read: “Hey Dr. Oz Welcome home to NJ! ❤️ John.” (Here is a video of this beautiful banner in action.)

This is a real sticker people can buy on the campaign site, a photo of which is currently Fetterman’s Twitter banner image. No notes.

We love a short king, but...this is fucking funny.