A Charity Shop Filled All of Its Frames With Pictures of Zaddy Jeff Goldblum 

By Lauren Evans  |  September 4, 2018 | 5:05am
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Jeff Goldblum, Esteemed Leader of the Zaddy Army, has been given the place of honor in a charity store that saw fit to fill each one of its many picture frames with his divine image.

As you know, there are many iterations of Zaddy Goldblum. To the untrained eye the differences might be imperceptible, but luckily I became a notarized expert five minutes ago when I clicked on this tweet.

Clockwise from left:

a) Zaddy Goldblum

b) The Daddies Goldblum

c) The Spicy Daddy

d) Literal Daddy

Over the summer, Goldblum was also immortalized in statue form in London. Also, a minor exclusive: someone (my boyfriend) recently (just now) told me that a friend of his is a cinematographer who worked with Zadblum on the set of the 2012 film Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie, and that every time he visited craft services, he’d sing little songs to the food. Do with that information what you will.

 
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