Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth
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Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth

This Jeff Goldblum Statue Is a Sexy Celebrity Now

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Even Jeff Goldblum’s likeness is a hot celeb, and thus eligible for Dirt Bag.

On Wednesday, according to The Hollywood Reporter, the rather eerie (but still very very sexy (for a sculpture)) monument appeared on the banks of the Thames near Tower Bridge in London. The 25-foot statue depicts Goldblum’s iconic pose from Jurassic Park, in honor of the film’s 25th anniversary, and has quickly been designated a “must-visit destination for tourists and locals” THR reports.

Goldblum, who reportedly knew nothing of plans to construct his splendid semi-shirtless effigy, heartily endorsed it on Instagram.


As I won’t be visiting London anytime in the next few minutes, and the sculpture will reportedly be removed this Thursday evening, and given the time difference it’s probably already been packed up and shipped to its next destination, I give it just 2/10 MY EGOS.


There might be a “female power anthem” created jointly by Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, and Lady Gaga in the works.


Good, I’m in the market for some power.


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