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The celebrity costumes this year were so nice, we’re roundin’ ‘em up twice. I had no choice. Just look at Heidi Klum and her boyfriend, Tom Kaulitz of the German rock band Tokio Hotel, as Shrek and Fiona—prosthetics and all. We can only aspire to such dedication.

The Kardashians probably made bank with this ad, excuse me, costume, for Victoria’s Secret

Kylie is Barbie (a Bratz would’ve been more fitting):

Missy Elliott dressed up as Missy Elliott, the greatest flex by the greatest:

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Rihanna took a basic ass costume and made it sexy as hell, as she does:

Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas did a cute couples thing:

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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are a nightmare lego family:

Ciara ruled Wakanda (forever!):

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Beyoncé became the fastest woman in the world, Olympian Florence Griffith Joyner:

...and Toni Braxton, of course, which she loved:

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Mariah Carey was a sexy nurse, of course she was:

Paul McCartney did this, which is genuinely spooky:

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Alyssa Milano got her costume at Target, probably, and for that I am grateful:

Victoria Justice was a OUIJA board:

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Vanessa Hudgens was Alice in Wonderland, too big for her house:

And Scary Spice was Posh Spice:

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You’re welcome. It’s November now!