You guys, there’s less than a month left til Valentine’s Day! Which means time is running out to meet your soulmate, and every crap relationship expert in the universe is taking out ads telling you how to do it.
Separate readers sent in the ads below, which we realized are “his” and “hers” versions of the same tired junk. First, for the ladies:
A reader spotted the above gem in a pop-up ad, and directed us to the associated website, where Rori Raye will grant you the somewhat terrifying power to “Instantly Make A Man Want To Get Close And Stay Close To You Forever.” Lest you think only women can work this magic, however, here’s an eerily similar ad for dudes:
The above is just a sampling of the wisdom of one David DeAngelo, who will suddenly start talking to you over the internet if you go to his website. A tipster spotted the ad on OkCupid, where it must not have been very well-targeted because, as he notes, “I’m a gay man and thus have no interest in attracting a woman.” Let’s look at what these two crap ads have in common.
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