Today's best comments are in the bag.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Blake Lively: Chanel Is A Purse Made Of Dreams:
It is most than just a purse ... it's my food budget for a year.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal No Longer Singing "You Belong With Me":
Script for Ouija
Setting: A 13 year old's slumber party.
Jennifer: You're moving it!
Jessica: I am not moving it!
Katie: Guys! Shh! Listen to the spirits.
Becky: *sitting on the sidelines* You guys! We shouldn't be doing this!
Katie: Shut up, Becky.
Jessica: Okay, okay, okay. Ouji Board: will I marry Robert Pattinson?
Jennifer: You can't! He's dating Kristen Stewart!
Jessica: I'm asking the board.
Becky: *getting weepy* You guys! I'm scared! Can't we play something else or watch a movie?
Katie: Oh my God, shut up Becky!
Repeat for and additional 89 minutes, 45 seconds.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Woman Calls 911 To Force Boyfriend To Propose:
Ok people, once again, repeat after me:
If I have to pressure/force/convince/cajole/issue an ultimatum/fake a pregnancy/call 911 to get someone to marry me, I do not want to by married to that person.
Repeat as many times as necessary.
• Best Comment Of The Day, also in response to Woman Calls 911 To Force Boyfriend To Propose:
"911, what is your emergency?"
"Yes, hello? Yes, my boyfriend will not propose to me?"
"Well you see, we've been together 5 years now and he's never proposed!"
"I see m'am. Can you put him on the phone?"
"Yes, Sir? Are you this woman's boyfriend?"
"Sir, I have one thing to say to you... Run. Run and don't look back."
"Thank you for the advice."
"To serve and protect Sir."
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