Thirsty Thursday! Get your shot glass and let's throw back a couple of shots in honor of today's best comments: Rapid-fire quickies!

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Aunt Jemima Does Pigs In A Blanket: "In my childhood home of the 1970's this was It's Thursday and Mom is Too Fucking Tired to Cook a Real Dinner Dinner." And! "Mmmm....sweet, crunchy racism." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to First "That's What She Said" Joke Ever Recorded: "Sure. And the first 'your mom' joke was heard on the set of The Birds. (—'They're coming! Run! Aaaah!' —'Your mom is coming.')" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Exclusive!!! Lady Gaga Throws Fit, Flips The Bird At Mets Game: "My dad couldn't pick Lady Gaga from a crowd if she sauntered up to him in lobster boots, put him in a dog collar, then bled glitter all over his shoes. Bravo, Papa Egan."


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