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The racist urban name legends I'm seeing told again and again and again in the comments here are really bringing me down, man. Seriously? We're telling the Chlamydia and Shithead stories? Seriously?

Don't do this. Don't be part of the unthinking majority that accepts these stories without question, and repeats them because you think they're funny. They're not. Don't do this. Be better than that.

Please take five minutes to read Laura Wattenburg's elegant and disturbing essays on racist urban legends surrounding baby names. It'll make you a better, smarter person, I promise. It's in three parts, starting here.
If you truly don't have time, then please, please just read the last part.

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