Today's best comments are expressed in song (and snark).

• Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Psychology Today Diagnoses Scott Baio: "I think we could co-opt this for lots of unimportant or non-attended things: 'Are you going to that afternoon meeting today?' 'Nah, it's a Scott Baio Film Festival, nobody's going to show up.' 'Did you hear about Joe's party? It was a total Scott Baio Film Festival. He bought all that ice for nothing.'" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Plus-Size Lingerie Ad Removed From Web After Censorship By Networks: "Fox you said? Who's gonna sing it with me?

I'm too sexy for Glenn Beck too sexy for Glenn Beck
Glenn's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for O'Reilly too sexy for O'Reilly
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Rush Limbaugh too sexy for Jack Bauer Anne Coulter and Rivera.

You say:

I'm a plus sized model you know what I mean
And I do my big turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my big turn on the catwalk

Reminder: If you see a great, funny, insightful, eloquent (or awful) comment, nominate it! Email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.

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