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Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Comfortably Numb: Throat Spray For Better BJs: "This is clearly only useful as a gag gift."• Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Your Revealing Prom Dress Will Get You Paddled: "Talkin' outta turn? That's a paddlin. Wearin' a hussy prom dress? That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Don't Have A Cow: "Cow to girl: Kiss my dairy air." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Gray Hair: "Your Most Flattering Color Of All!":

Dear Edward,

Thank you for your last letter - I'm glad to know your thyroid is being managed by medications, although I agree that your veterinarian leaves something to be desired.

In other news, Lisbet has gone gray in a fit of pique - she thinks it's a slap in the face to the Vassar gals who come over for bridge; a little bit of "You keep dyeing your hair, bitches, my breasts sit higher and your husbands would line up to pleasure me". She disdains the Asian one - says those Orientals never age, and then puts blueberry Stoli in her coffee cup and holds me very, very tightly. I'm frightened, Edward.

Give my regards to Elise, I hope to see you in the park next week when it warms up a bit. Don't give a second thought to that awful leash, Edward - it says more about them than it does about you.


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