And the winners for Best Comment of the Day are...

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to 2010 Oscar Fashions: The Bad: "Charlize's MRF character from Arrested Development picked out that dress." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Oodles Of Oscar Gossip, Tom Cruise's Motorcycle Crash & Michael Lohan's "Near Stroke": "Ke$ha better be careful; if she comes over to the UK she will only be worth. .66Ke£ha." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to The Onion: "Girl Welcomed To Womanhood With 4-Page Pamphlet": "It's certainly better than 'Girl Welcomed to Womanhood by Neil Diamond.'" • Best Song Of The Day, in response to Sarah Palin Loves Socialized Health Care (When She's Paying For It):

An incompetent fool as a VP candidate,
She doesn't want health care for people in her state
It's a drive to the Yukon in her Escalade
It's a medical treatment for free, now ain't that great?
Isn't it ironic ... don't you think

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