Friday's comments are freakin' fantastic!

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Demi Moore, Unretouched: Or, Why Do Cosmetics Companies Think Models Need Photoshop?: "Maybe they should start running disclaimers on the bottom of these ads... 'Any resemblance to models/actresses, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.'" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Woman To Avoid Jail Over Noisy Sex: "Steve, you animal! Seriously, though, this whole thing could have been avoided if all the neighbors pitched in and left a ball gag on their doorstep." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Journalists In Haiti Look "Like Bendable Action Dolls.":

ATTENTION JEZEBEL: I'm taking donations for the Hunky Haiti Relief Fund! For just $20, you can buy a burqa for a scandalously clad male reporter! Too long have we let these hardbodies distract us from the real crisis - Heidi Montag's tragic addiction to plastic surgery.

And if you pledge at the $50 level, you'll receive our special gift: a personalized "Fuck You NY Times for Your Hypocritical and Insensitive Coverage of a Major Tragedy" memorial plaque.

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Sorority Style: "If You're Wearing Cheapo Shoes, Make Sure They Don't Look It":






Last, But Not Least! Special Mention Goes To: This exchange!



Reminder: If you see a great, funny, insightful, eloquent (or awful) comment, nominate it! Email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.

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