Thursday threads worth noting:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Bachmann: 13-Year-Olds Will Get Abortions During School!: "That is the most crazypants pile of crap I've ever heard. God. If you want your kids to tell you things, foster an environment where they'll tell you things. Don't be a monster to them and then expect the government or health care providers to tell you what your kids are too scared to." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Crocheted Cock: "Knit one, peen two." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Heidi Montag Co-Hosts The View, Pisses Off Barbara Walters: "And lo, God spoke to Heidi, Dinosaur Wrangler, saying, 'Blonde, please reconsider thine plan to poke a hole in the condom, lest thou procreate.' And then God thought a moment, and saith, 'Wait, I am totes God. I'll just take care of this matter myself.' And anon, God caused Spencer's baby-maker to be chewed upon by a Stegosaurus. And it was good."

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