Friday funny!

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Is Hula-Hoop Fitness Craze Really Sweeping The Nation?: "I highly doubt this works. Everyone knows the sluttier the workout the better the results, and this childhood favorite just isn't provocative enough. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to pop and lock on my stripper pole for my daily cardio." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Waiting For Obama: "Just like a man. Sure, they always SAY they'll call at 5, but then there's always some excuse. "Oh man, I got hung up at work! My secretary was out sick and my boss was totally breathing down my neck and then Kim Jong-Il set off a nuke!" Next thing you know, you're eating chocolate chip ice cream straight out of the tub and checking to make sure your phone line isn't disconnected every five minutes and then wondering if he called while you were checking the line. A likely story, Mr. Prez, a likely story." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Yo Momma... Needed Maternity Care: "Yo momma's so uninsured, she had you and your siblings so she could assemble her own death panel."

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