"Boytaurs" Have More Than 8 Arms To Hold You

By Hortense Smith | May 2, 2009 | 3:30pm

Latest

Oh, internet. Without you, how would we ever learn about Boytaurs and those who love them? According to Urlesque, there’s an entire (NSFW) Boytaur site devoted to those who prefer “pony boys with octopus arms.”

Boytaurs fall into several categories, apparently: either half-man, half-horse, or just men with multiple arms and legs. “Of course, many boytaurs don’t stop with four legs,” notes the site, “Some add more legs, going six-legged or more. Some add extra arms. And many, enjoying all their boytaur feet, decide to go wristfooted as well.” [Urlesque]