Today's Besties are undead:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Killing Jane: "Pfft. I'm really looking forward to The Sun Also Rises...on Zombies." You say: "Yeah, call me when they release Tender is the Night...Of the Living Dead." ‚ÄĘ Worst Comment Of The Day, in response to Piling On Jessica Simpson: With Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemies?: "I am sorry but there is not one thing in this world that could make me say ANYTHING positive about Jessica Simpson so I am gonna have to stay mum on this (well, except for this:)" We say: You don't seem sorry, and you did not "stay mum," so your mean-spirited comment adds nothing to the discussion, does it?