Two Besties today because it's Friday!

Both in response to Orgasmic Childbirth Story Prompts Commenter Clashes: "Mom, tell me about my birth!" "Oh, honey...I faked it." And "Just watch, I'm sure Alex Kuczynski will insist that her next surrogate mom have an orgasmic hypnobirth, in ABC Carpet and Home." We say: only the plebes do it at ABC. All the really classy ladies have their babes at Hermès.

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