Best Comment of the Day, in response to Heidi Montag Gets Fake Fired From Her Fake Job: "If she gets fake unemployment from her pretend job to help her surreal fiance sit on his faux behind, I will be so mad." We say: no matter what happens, she will always have her fake boobs. They can't take those away from Heidi! • Sarah Palin As VP, And Other Visions Of Dystopic Futures: "I am more afraid of Marixst socialist that leans toward terrorist, then a Navy War Hero with a Smart and Intelligent woman that made it on her own." We say: we just wanted to post that as a preview of the crazed whining we're hopefully going to be hearing for the next four years.
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