Two part Bestie today, 'cause it's Friday, y'all. In response to, Shipwrecked!: "Clearly, god is speaking to us through Vogue, and he's telling us its time to start building an ark." You say: "Thank goodness. I keep thinking God is speaking to me through Cosmo. I could not for the life of me figure out how an ice cube on the taint would get me into heaven." Land ho, indeed.

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