This headline pretty much sums it up: "Britney Spears Sucks on Cherries, Straddles Guy in New Video." • We always knew Dr. Drew was ripped, but these photos show the good doctor to be alarmingly buff! • Take a moment out of your regularly scheduled campaign vitriol and read this adorable propaganda about the slumber party Michelle Obama threw for her daughters and some Biden spawn. Aw! [Us, TMZ, People]