Aw, poor Liv Tyler is really feeling the pain of her breakup from husband Royston Langdon. "I don't feel calm and collected. I feel neurotic, like Woody Allen," Liv says. "I'm a Cancer and sometimes I just feel like a crab without a shell." Invoking Woody Allen and astrology means serious heartbreak indeed. • Jenny McCarthy is coming out with a line of "non-toxic surroundings for children" coming out next year. According to Brand Week the line will be called Too Good and will feature "non-toxic bedding, apparel, feeding products, toys/activity sets, cleaning products, bathroom textiles, gluten-free food and beverages, and other categories." • Oh God, preemptively cover your ears: Gossip Girl Leighton Meester is coming out with a pop album. [People, BrandWeek, The Sun]