Best Comment of the Day, in response to Demi Moore Curiously Absent From SNL"Cougars" Skit: "My mom got called a MILF recently and of course, she was clueless to its meaning and turned to me for an explanation. I couldn't bear to tell her the real meaning (I mean, could you look Claire Huxtable in the eye and say the F-word?). So I told it stood for 'Mother I'd Love Forever'. God help me if she discovers the truth." We say: nice save! • Worst, in response to In Tough Economic Times, Bankers Long For "Intimacy" With Their Happy Endings: "Aren't the Japanese ethnically Korean?" We say: uh, no.

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