Best Comment of the Day, in response to Drunorexia: BAD. NEWS.: "This is good news, I was hoping to take a few inches off my hippocampus (it's one of my problem areas)." We say: oh my god, my temporal lobes are obese! • Worst, in response to Hugh Jackman: Cute, But Not Quite King Of The World: "Though, by the looks of things, he could sail a ship with just his triceps. Flap, flappy flap flap." We say: the Jezolution '08 applies to men, too. Leave Hugh and his hotness alone!

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