Best Comment of the Day, in response to Cosmo Girl Rihanna: "Solitary & Self-Involved": "I'm curious. What is the male equivalent of a va-jay-jay according to Cosmo? A penini?" We say: next month's coverline (er, Cover Lie!) — How To Make His Penini Pulsate! • Worst, in response to Fashion Week Runways Were Almost A Total Whitewash: "It's not the modelling agencies or fashion designers fault that black chicks aren't as hot as white chicks. But this article in itself is racist. Maybe they were rebelling against these people trying to force them to diversify." We say: we really hope that whites continue to rebel against the black patriarchy. Oh wait... you're an asshole!

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