21-Year-Old Adult Chloe Grace Moretz Deftly Handles Stupid Feud With 37-Year-Old Child Kim Kardashian

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Chloe Grace Moretz went on Watch What Happens Live to promote her upcoming film The Miseducation of Cameron Post (the first of two dramas about 1990s-era gay conversion therapy to be released this year) and was forced to (willingly agreed to?) take part in the show’s potentially scripted yet enjoyable call-in segment, during which Elizabeth from Chicago asked, “I want to know, what did you do with the Kim Kardashian Valentine’s Day perfume that you received?”

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Hold on, you might be saying. What the hell is Elizabeth from Chicago talking about? Good question! Here’s a recap: back when Barack Obama was still president, Moretz tweeted a bit of spicy commentary at Kardashian after she posted a nude selfie on Twitter. “I truly hope you realize how important setting goals are for young women, teaching them we have so much more to offer than just our bodies,” Moretz wrote.

Kardashian, a reality star who used to be fun but is now unbearable, responded, “Let’s all welcome @ChloeGMoretz to twitter, since no one knows who she is.”

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In an interview with Glamour, Moretz addressed Kardashian’s response, saying:

My mom took the most offense to it because it was girl-on-girl hate, and Kim didn’t come back with an educated response on body confidence. It was aggressive, and also it was incorrect. I don’t have 45 million followers or a TV show that follows my life. But people know who I am. I pride myself on having opinions, and I don’t express them in snarky ways toward people.

But wait! We’re not done with the recap! So, because Kim is a child, she sent her “haters” Valentine’s Day gifts earlier this year. “I’m going to send [my KKW fragrance] to my lovers, to my haters, to everyone that I think of, because it’s Valentine’s Day after all,” she said on Snapchat, revealing Moretz as one of the “haters” in the accompanying video.

This is so stupid! I’m sorry! But now you’re up to speed, and we can return to Elizabeth from Chicago’s question. “I want to know, what did you do with the Kim Kardashian Valentine’s Day perfume that you received?” she asked.

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Said Moretz, who seemed to have forgotten she was ever in a feud with Kardashian:

“I never saw it. I literally got a video of it from my publicist. They’re like, ‘They sent this so we just kept this.’ I was like, ‘OK. Cool.’ But...Thanks?”

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Feud over. Chloe Grace Moretz wins!

Staff Writer, Jezebel | Man

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DISCUSSION

“I truly hope you realize how important setting goals are for young women, teaching them we have so much more to offer than just our bodies,” Moretz wrote.”

Spoiler alert: Kim still does not. As evidenced most recently by her horrifying posted videos of her preening as her family tells her it looks like she’s not eating. It’s disgusting.

My 5 year old started crying in the car this morning, pointing at her thighs and saying she was fat. She’s not fat. She’s not anywhere near any realm where we or her doctor have concerns...completely within the targets for her age and height.

I have no idea where she has heard this but I believe it’s from another girl at her daycare who has a thin competitive mean-girl mom. We had a long talk about how fat wasn’t something you are, but rather just something that everyone has. Some people have more and some people have less. And I tried to talk to her about how she is strong and athletic and how her body does exactly what it’s supposed to.

She was happy when I left her at daycare but I am still fucking fuming. She is 5. FIVE. Her concerns should fully revolve around how much glitter glue is available at craft time and whether or not unicorns are real. THIS is the shit that trickles down from Kim Kardashian’s irresponsible ass.