15 Winter Coats That Look Like Female Genitalia

The current trend in winter wear? Pillow collars. Sounds dreamy, right? Well, they might be. And they look like vulvas.

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A hot pink vulva, giving birth to a disembodied head. (Nordstrom)

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Some meaty labia. (Knoles Carter)

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Irritated, red labia majora and labia minora. (Moncler)

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Is that a silver clit? (Tahari)

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More soft folds. (Mackage)

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Sometimes labia are brown. (Ashley Stewart, no relation)

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Check out the way she's gripping the satiny lip. (Larry Levine)

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This collar's a little wrinkly, like real flesh. (Shoppingner)

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Zipper clit? (Sears)

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Textured! (Sears)

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Wide-open and velvety. (Sears)

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Tweedy. (Fashion Junkee)

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My, what a wide wingspan you have there. (Baby Phat)

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The world is your gynecologist!
(Arden B)

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Last, but not least: Of course Etsy can hook you up. Or could, at one time. It's been sold. (SophiaChristine)

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