The current trend in winter wear? Pillow collars. Sounds dreamy, right? Well, they might be. And they look like vulvas.
A hot pink vulva, giving birth to a disembodied head. (Nordstrom)
Some meaty labia. (Knoles Carter)
Irritated, red labia majora and labia minora. (Moncler)
Is that a silver clit? (Tahari)
More soft folds. (Mackage)
Sometimes labia are brown. (Ashley Stewart, no relation)
Check out the way she’s gripping the satiny lip. (Larry Levine)
This collar’s a little wrinkly, like real flesh. (Shoppingner)
Zipper clit? (Sears)
Textured! (Sears)
Wide-open and velvety. (Sears)
Tweedy. (Fashion Junkee)
My, what a wide wingspan you have there. (Baby Phat)
The world is your gynecologist!
(Arden B)
Last, but not least: Of course Etsy can hook you up. Or could, at one time. It’s been sold. (SophiaChristine)
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Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.
