I haven’t seen the movie yet, but I have to say I’m not impressed. A beach that makes you old? Am I supposed to be scared? I can name at least 14 places that could totally take the beach that makes you old, starting with:
The room from Room
The beach from The Beach
The beach that spit out the Montauk Monster that one time
Most water temples
The haunted hotel from The Shining
The not-haunted hotel from What’s Up, Doc?
The Discovery Zone that was so fucked up they shut down every Discovery Zone
A Sims house filled with the max number of Sims after you’ve removed all the doors.
A Sims pool filled with the max number of Sims after you’ve removed all the ladders to get out.
A cruise ship with bad vibes to start with but then it breaks down mid-voyage and everyone’s shitting and eating dry ham slice sandwiches
