In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Hugh Hefner gives the definitive answer on whether or not Casey Anthony will pose for Playboy, Paris Hilton explains why she doesn't give blow jobs, and pageant mothers continue to be horrible people.
1.) Casey Anthony will not be posing for Playboy.
As Hef says, "Some people may think of Playboy as exploitation. I don't."
2.) Hef explains what Crystal Harris walked away with, financially.
For someone who is supposed to be so devastated with heartbreak (which he's been nursing with two new girlfriends, one of whom was supposed to be Crystal's maid of honor) didn't he look way sadder when he was discussing Casey Anthony?
3.) Only ugly girls give blow jobs.
Or so says Paris Hilton. So…does she think she's ugly? Because I—and the rest of the internet—have actually seen her give a blow job.
4.) Middle-aged white ladies dancing.
This week on Real Housewives of New York, "the blondes" decided to not participate in LuAnn's video shoot for her single "Chic, C'est La Vie" because they didn't want to embarrass themselves. So instead, they let cameras record them learning how to Dougie.
5.) Pot-belly pig at risk of eviction.
There is something wrong with the members of the homeowners' association that object to this cuteness.
6.) Speaking of pigs…
Laura Ingraham was on Today.
7.) What you wear for luxury car shopping.
8.) "The epitome of a Scottsdale douchebag."
This week, MTV aired True Life: I'm a Sugar Baby, about younger people who purposely seek out older, wealthier companions. The young guy that was featured wants to find himself a "cougar" to take care of him. Meanwhile, he's a gross, sweaty, portly mess who doesn't put anything into his physical appearance—which is often the tradeoff in these kinds of monetary-based relationships—and to top it all off, he completely lacks any swagger or game, and has the worst personality ever. At least one of his targets recognized that immediately.
9.) Demasculatize.
10.) Mother of the year.
This week, a mom on Toddlers & Tiaras withdrew her daughter from gymnastics because the exercise was causing her to develop unattractive muscles.